unmolaring

Who's the sad sack who has to have two teeth pulled two days before Thanksgiving? I'm that sad sack.
I have wisdom teeth only on the left side of my mouth and I guess I hoped lopsided was something I could just... be. The dentist has other plans. By the end of today my teeth will number evenly on both sides and I'll be hoping, hoping, hoping I heal quickly enough to enjoy some Thanksgiving turkey. I woke up this morning a half hour before my alarm and my jaw was already clenched. Damnit.