jealous

well, why the hell would this matter?? it became a problem last year, when i wasn't there for the family, and now it's an ISSUE. it is a monkey on my back named 'i'm still not impressive! i'm still not sculpted and confident!'

poof

It's been a weird week, culminating in an exploding feather pillow and four missing socks.

pulchritude

I'm not The Best at anything, but I am very good at blowing up balloons and this.

muse

You know sometimes how music makes you thirsty?