Why shouldn't you wear snowboots?
Because they'll melt.
What kind of horses go out after dark?
Night Mares.
Two silkworms were in a race.
They ended up in a tie.
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
'Is the bar tender here?'
Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What's round and really violent?
A vicious circle.
How do you find a lost rabbit?
Make a noise like a carrot.
(am pretty sure the last one's my favorite)
(YES, that says something)
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