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A mother raccoon and her three babies were walking through the forest. The first baby raccoon said, "momma, why did you name me Mapleleaf?" The momma raccoon said, "when you were born, a maple leaf floated down off of the tree and landed on your forehead." A little while later the second raccoon spoke up. "Momma, why did you name me Rosebud?" "Well," said the momma raccoon, "when you were born a rosebud landed on your forehead, so we thought we'd name you Rosebud." Pretty soon the third little raccoon spoke up. "UMHHHG ANNG?" The momma raccoon said, "what's that, Cinderblock?"