shades

I bought a pair of sunglasses at a dollar store. They're brown and they're missing a nose piece and I'm not sure--I haven't decided yet--whether they make me look badass or just backwards with 99 cents of plastic perched on my face. I'm not sure that I mind which. Bought them because I sat on my last pair of sunglasses a week ago. Sat on them because even though I have a legitimate chair now I've been using the floor as my desk chair for four years and it's a hard habit to break. Don't ask me why my deceased sunglasses were on the floor. Don't.