jealous

well, why the hell would this matter?? it became a problem last year, when i wasn't there for the family, and now it's an ISSUE. it is a monkey on my back named 'i'm still not impressive! i'm still not sculpted and confident!'

poof

It's been a weird week, culminating in an exploding feather pillow and four missing socks.

pulchritude

I'm not The Best at anything, but I am very good at blowing up balloons and this.

muse

You know sometimes how music makes you thirsty?

hmm

I would like to keep improving your exits.

placebo

Today I forgot to drink the bottom half of my cup of coffee, and then when I came back to it there was a fly floating in it. I picked the fly out and drank it anyway. And I stood in line at the DMV for a very long time, but I kept occupied with my keychain Rubik's cube. Then, I took myself to the movies and bought popcorn and spilled it all over my purse. And later I fell asleep on a friend's couch and his cat woke me up when she settled onto my neck. When I came home I helped my sister and Sarah make pizza and we ate it all and watched a Bond movie and I crocheted and sipped beer and realized that the plantar wart on the bottom of my foot is becoming a problem.

sweet

The cake I made today didn't turn out. I think that's because we ran out of sugar.

tough

My legs will be stiff tomorrow morning, but it was fun to walk along a mountain ridge and pee in the woods.

update

Lately, idealism makes me cry and I've become a mother hen. I lecture. I suffer from phantom fleas, and I get along very well with my roommates.

fresh

I have a thing for doing laundry. I like it. I'd do yours if you asked me.